punjabi jokes

Punjabis are so far ahead of everything. Now they are the first to stay without internet and social media for 30 hours.
#internetsuspension

Daler Mehndi is really special.
Because Punjabis don't get out of bars so fast!

Punjabi Bhi Kamaal Hain, Pehle Sardi Ke Ek Mahine Garam Kapde Nahin Pehnte;
Aur Phir Garmi Shuru Hone Par, Ek Mahina Garam Kapde Nahi Utarte!

I have a Punjabi friend who doesn' drink.
I think he is adopted!

Santa went with his family to watch Himmatwala?
Jeeto: Why do you keep applauding such a lousy movie?
Santa: To stay awake!

Santa: How was that Sajid Khan movie that you saw with your friends today?
Jeeto: It had a happy ending. Everyone was glad it was over!